When I Was a Fay to the tune of "When I Was a Boy" by Dar Williams I won't forget when Oberon Brought me home to Avalon: He said, "Now you're a fay." That's all I ever knew. I learned to fly, I learned to scheme, I learned to invade mortal dreams, I spent all my early life serving Big Blue. And I remember that late night, After the old gargoyle's fight, The cauldron lay empty And I knew my loyalties would be tested, And David said, "Thank you Owen, that will be all." When I was a fay, I scared the skirts off of the Three, I chased them and they chased me, And I know that I survived Because I knew when to fight and when to run, And I can drive one-handed, But I was a king's son. I was a fay that you might know, Setting mischiefs off to blow, Flying reckless, yeah, I never cared what fell. Titania came in to complain; Father said, "It's just a game," And with a smile he did a simple counterspell. And now I'm holding this small boy, As he plays with some new toy, And it's so easy to forget I am not Owen Burnett, And those who do forget cannot go back ... When I was a fay, There I was without a care --- Flashing eyes and floating hair, And I know things will have to change; There are wars to fight, And for everything you win, There is something you must lose, But I am NOT forgetting that I was a fay, too. And like the woods where I would creep, It's a secret I must keep, Even when I tired, Even when I'm being put upon. I've had a lonesome, awful day, And my thoughts will tend to stray Back to lovely Avalon. And so I tell my lady Queen About these other days I've seen, And I say, "Now you have won, All his love for me is done." And she says, "No, my little Puck, can't you see? When I was a maid, I didn't need these fairy charms, I held my baby daughter safe in my arms. I never felt alone, Now even when I'm with friends, I often do. And I have lost her always, But I was mortal, too. And you would be like me, But I would be like you."