The Stalk

To the tune of:
Dire Straits
Walk of Life
Mark Knopfler

Here comes Buffy by the late night gravesite,
"I've got homework, won't you come and play?"
Here comes Buffy swinging out Mister Pointy
Showing the vampires who's gonna pay

She's got the action, she's got the motion,
Yeah, that girl can slay,
With dedication, devotion,
She's bringing all the bad guys into the day

She do the Slay on the dead cheerleader
She do the Slay with a knife
She does the Stalk, she does the Stalk all night

Here comes Buffy, and she's looking gory,
Brandishing her pointed stick,
Here comes Buffy making up a new story:
Late night work, or teen drug addicts

She's got the action, hides her emotions,
When she has to slay
With dedication, devotion
(She just wants a job she can do by day)

She do the Slay on the demon Mayor,
She do the Slay in a fight,
She does the Stalk, she does the Stalk all night

Here comes Buffy at the late night gravesite
She's got her homeowrk, but she's gotta stay
Here comes Buffy swinging out Mister Pointy
Showing the vampires who's gonna pay

She's got the action, she's got the motion
Yeah, that girl can slay
With dedication, devotion,
(She'd still like a job she can do in the day!)

And after all the violence and punny talk,
On her test she only got half of them right:
'Cause she did the Stalk, she did the Stalk all night.