*** Midsummer Night to the tune of "Summer Nights" from "Grease" lyrics by Melissa "Merlin Missy" Wilson mrwilson@umr.edu *** Oberon - Summer schemin', had me a blast Titania - Summer schemin', happened so fast Oberon - Had a knight, belonged to me Titania - A little boy, cute as can be Together - Summer days driftin' away, to oh-oh, midsummer night Female Fay - Tell me more, tell me more, did you say your good-byes? Male Fay - Tell me more, tell me more, what'd you put in her eyes? Titania - I got tired, slept for an hour Oberon - Told the Puck to fetch me a flower Titania - I woke up, saw Him in the grass Oberon - She woke up in love with an ass Together - Summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh that midsummer night Male Fay - Tell me more, tell me more, like how they got it on Female Fay - Tell me more, tell me more, how you fooled Oberon Oberon - Followed them all through the night Titania - He was watchin', I made it look right Oberon - I went in, asked for the goods Titania - He took the bait like I hoped he would Together - Summer fling don't mean a thing, but uh-oh that midsummer night Female Fay - Tell me more, tell me more, when were things put to right? Male Fay - Tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight? Oberon - She got angry --- she found what I'd done Titania - He got angry --- the boy wasn't the one Oberon - She fussed and fumed at all mortal men Titania - He threw a fit, out-tricked again Together - Summer light, king and queen fight, but uh-oh that midsummer night Male Fay - Tell me more, tell me more, did you show her her place? Female Fay - Tell me more, tell me more, did you laugh in his face? Titania (slower) - I couldn't hold him, I set him free Oberon - So I told her "Learn humility." Titania - Then we loosed our wedding vow Oberon - Wonder what she's doin' now Together - Summer dreams ripped at the seams, but oh, that midsummer night All - Tell me more, tell me more. ***