Son of the Devil

I woke up on Avalon
Went to fight an ancient war
Didn't know quite where I was
Or what had all gone down before

I set out looking but before my time
The son of the Devil is a friend of mine
In London town I had a fight
That's how I met Sir Griff that night.

I looked for him at Stonehenge, babe,
I saw some frightful sights
I searched for him in Scotland
And I found some neoknights

I set out looking to bide my time
The son of the Devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I won't have to cart my knight.

I went to the isle of Erin
But I saw not hide nor hair
I met a twenty-one year old
With a two thousand year-old stare

I set out looking but it's taking time
The son of the Devil is hard to find
Whether we meet again or not
I'll dream each night of Camelot.

Got two reasons why I cry
Away each lonely day
One was named sweet Guinevere
Her heart was stole' away
Second one's Morgana Cornish,
The last of all my kin
If she catches up with me,
I won't see day again.

Got a girl named Jennifer
And one named Elaine D.
Second's got a wedding ring
She doesn't wear near me

I set out looking and it took some time
The son of the Devil is a friend of mine
If I find him before daylight,
I just might get some sleep tonight.