Romance
to the tune of: "The Dance" by Garth Brooks

Looking back on my favorite shows
Romance was why I tuned in close
From the moment Lance Link took her hand
I was 'shipper-bound
And I hope you understand

'Cause now, I've lost my favorite show
I know them all by heart
Each drippy episode
And their lives, through pain and circumstance
I'll watch through all the angst
But I still want to see romance

Flipping through early memories
I knew Teela was Adam's fantasy
And in the Lion's world, Blue and Black were one
In Adora's day, I knew the Sea Hawk was the sun.

But now, I've lost my favorite show
I know them all by heart
Each drippy episode
And their lives, through pain and circumstance
I'll watch through all the angst
But I still want to see romance

At Joe HQ, Flint and Lady J
We the two who brightened up my day
From the Tunnels to old Wyvern's towers
Or a starship's bridge, I could UST away my hours

And now, I've lost my favorite show
I know them all by heart
Each drippy episode
And their lives, through pain and circumstance
I'll watch through all the angst
But I still want to see romance

Holding Bev, Jean-Luc was the king
For Goliath, Elisa's soul would sing
And though Angel is Buff's heart's delight
Hey who's to say
You know those slash fans could be right ...

And now, I've lost my favorite show
I know them all by heart
Each drippy episode
And their lives, through pain and circumstance
I'll watch through all the angst
But I still want to see romance

Yes it's hard, for 'shippers who are fans
We'll watch through all the angst
But we still want to see romance