Acquainted With the Net

    I have been one acquainted with the net
     I have logged on in rain--and off in rain
	I have cursed files I could not get

    I have read the Guttenberg text of "Tain"
     I have passed by the web-gurus at their chat
	And lurking, loading did I remain

    I have idled, downloading .gifs from Rat
     When suddenly, the transfer stopped
	Without a warning, or a method that

    Would save the pic from being chopped
     And as the Comment Room reset
	The digital clock on my desktop

     Proclaimed it was far past time for bed
     I have been one acquainted with the net