For Toon

I've been trying to ask you questions about your life
maybe why you insist on playing hide and seek all night
and the worst that you've done to me so far
was to mock me and zen lock me outten my car
I was on a date, after all

Zis Wakko has a hunger zat's insatiable
and Yakko has a yen for Grouch Marx
I wrap my hands around my head and shake it
I don't know if zere's much more I can take it
I'm getting kissed by Dot.

I went to ze Warners
I went to ze pigeons
I looked at ze squirrels
I laughed at ze chicken
Zere's more zen one question I am pondering:
What's ze moral of ze day this time?
and as soon as Buttons comes to rescue Mindy
Ze anvils fall on ze mime!

Well, I went to see ze Chairman of ze Company
while zose crazy Warner siblings were clinging to my knees
He never did help me --- he sent for Hello Nurse
Ralph ze guard came with her, now things are getting worse!
I spent four hours running after those darn kids
Zey kissed the nurse and zey were free

I went to ze Warners
I went to ze pigeons
I looked at ze squirrels
I laughed at ze chicken
Zere's more zen one question I am pondering:
Who's on stage? And what's my line?
and as soon as Slappy hits us with some dynamite
Anvils fall on ze mime!

I went back to my office for the night
To seek solace in dear Sigmund, or just a small respite
But zose kids were waiting for me, just inside ze door
Twice as rowdy as zey'd been ze hour before
And zey'd been plenty crazy

I went to ze Warners
I went to ze pigeons
I looked at the squirrels
I laughed at ze chicken
We go to ze Warners
We go to ze pigeons
We look at ze squirrels
We laugh at ze chicken
We go to ze backlot
we wait half an hour
we buy bigger padlocks
and deadbolt ze Tower!
But zere's more zen one question I am pondering:
Is zere some new job zat I could find?
And ze moment zat I scream and pull my hair out
The anvil falls on ze mime!