Gin I Were a Human Man to the tune of "O Gin I Were a Baron's Heir," Trad. Oh gin I were a human man, And could I take ye by your hand, And bring you full into my clan, Lassie, would ye love me? And could I take you on the town, Dressed up in your finest gown, And dance until the sun went down, Lassie, for I love thee. And the hour came 'round to be, I'd ask ye to belong to me, We'd vow to love eternally, Oh lassie, do ye love me? But I am not a human born, Nor can I wake to see the morn, And so our lives remain forlorn, Oh lassie, but I love thee.