Arrakeen Rhapsody
to the tune of: "Bohemiam Rhapsody"
by Queen

Is this Arrakis?
Or is it Caladan?
Caught with our pants down,
No escape from Harkonnens
Open your eyes,
See through the disguise,
(Huey?)
I'm just a rich boy
I need no sympathy
Because I'm here with Duncan Idaho,
Where my dad is I don't know
However the sand blows, The Kwisatz Haderach
Ain't me.

Father, just lost our land
Came the raiders in the night
Lost some good men in the fight
Father, life had just begun
We had just made contact with the sly Fremen
Father!  Ooooo
Didn't want to let you die
If I'm not back again, I will avenge you,
And carry on Atreides line,
Because it really matters.

Too late, the ship has come.
Our tricks have come and gone
And Pietr's licking Mom
Goodbye, all my people, I've got to go,
Gonna go into the desert for to die
Mama ooo (can you hear me thinking?)
I see Huey's sign
I sometimes think he's not a bad man at all

I see a little shadow floating on the sand
Shai Hulud!  Shai Hulud!
Will you swallow us wholly?
Thumper gives us warning
Will we live 'till morning?
Gurney Halleck!  Thufir Hawat!
Gurney Halleck!  Thufir Hawat!
Gurney Halleck had to go
With Idaho
I'm just the Duke's boy
Nobody hate me
He's just the Duke's boy
From a rich family
Spare him his life; he will make us free
The spice melange is the key;
Will you leave me free?
Muad-dib! No, we will not leave you free!
Leave me free!
Muad-dib! We will not leave you free!
Leave me free!
Muad-dib! We will not leave you free!
Leave me free!
No no no no no no no
Reverend Mother, Reverend Mother will you leave me free?
Shai Hulud will become a Slip-and-Slide for me!
For me!
For me!

So you think you can beat me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can drop me in the desert to die?
No, Baron!  Can't do this to me, Baron,
I just found out, I just found out you're my grandpa

And here at the palace,
Anyone can see
That the Kwisatz Haderach
That the Kwisatz Haderach
Is me.

However the sand blows ...