OK.  This is most likely dumb question #402 to you folks, but it's been
bothering me for ages.  What the heck does BONC stand for?  Wait, wait,
don't answer yet.  For your amusement, I am attaching a list of those
possible answers that my own feeble mind has been conjuring.  My guesses:

Bald ON Crusher         
Bodies for One-Nighters with the Captain
Beverly's Obtuse "No" to our Captain
Bridge Officers' Nuptial Club  
Buddies for Overworked, Nice Captains
Boys Only Need Crusher
Baffled Over Nothing Cooking (for those disappointed in P/C's lack of 
        romance) 
Bubbly, Ornate, Nubile Characters 
Bands Of Nostalgic Cavaliers 
Bothered, Odd, NonConformists 
Brash Organization for Nationwide Chuckling  
Bastards Observing No Couth
Buckets Of Night Crawlers
Brigade for Obscenity and Nipple Clamps
Burping Oyster Nomads of Canada
 and...
Babes ON Crack